Song from the dating game
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS. Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden.
Sharon: OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake! C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her!
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.